my dad was actually the wardrobe malfunction at my wedding.

Word on the street is that J Lo. consulted Sheldon Cooper on creating an iron-clad relationship agreement.

I was really hoping this was going to be an explanation about the follies of this particular fantasy: the bad boy billionaire who is moved from his errant ways by love. That guy doesn't exist. I mean, MAYBE if you are Amal Alamuddin. But probably not even then. (I theorize that ol' George was just starting to fear his…

I met the undisputed King of the Dickwalruses.

Next week should be a server's revenge post to serve as a catharsis for this.

Here is how I see it. When you travel somewhere there is an expectation that you should try and understand, and to a reasonable point, cater to the customs of another culture. Here, there was a culture that was established for 50 weeks a year, and for 2 of them there were people coming in, who were clearly from a…

this- but i have very specific things that i put on if i am doing housework or cleaning. it's usually a documentary.

Balderdash! How can I possibly be lonely when I'm sharing the adventures and camaraderie of my very close friends Phoebe, Joey, Monica, Chandler, Rachel, and Whatsisface? Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a hot date with a body pillow wearing a wig and glasses.

LOL holy shit, this is the epitome of cringe-worthy. But it reminds me of how white girls at school would tell me they were going to lay out all summer to get as tan as me (a Mexican.) Then they'd come back pink and orange.

Disagree, commit when you want to, not because you're supposed to. That said, dating for three year and in your twenties, do not, DO NOT get her a ring for a present unless it is the big one. It will only suffer in comparison to the engagement ring you didn't get her. and she'll be pissed.