Nah, there’s no cream for rat-face.

Ugh. Typos. I blame the Nyquil.

You are so right, and yet the way it is worded makes it seem like maybe they kind of don’t understand how it works?? At any rate, there are bound to be some fine specimens of the American political system who think all attempts at magic, whether done by a skilled entertainer or a 12-year-old girl with some sage and a…

The thing about Ricky Gervais is that he is a giant asshole, but he’s not wrong. People are greedy, deluded jackholes who lie their asses off and then blame the person who calls them on it for being an asshole. We all love Dr. House on TV but the same sort of person in real life pisses us off.

Have you been to a Golden Corral??? It’s like if there were a cafeteria that served prison food.

My mom lived on burritos, chocolate milkshakes and Der Wienerschnitzel. She also went to a Led Zeppelin concert. Even if she herself didn’t partake of weed, which she normally does, she was surely near enough of it to get buzzed on occasion.

I tend to agree, but I’m baffled that anyone thought the ceremony was bad. It certainly wasn’t worse than any other recent year, which I know isn’t saying much. I thought it was reasonably crisp, with a notable and refreshing lack of dumb, pandering montages and wackadoo musical numbers. Although a big, crazy musical…

I have a strong suspicion, along with some commentators on the Twitter, that he is running a “Springtime for Hitler” scam. He’s trying to run the worst campain imaginable so that he can take his contributions and go home, but people keep voting for him.

That reminds me of the time when I was working for the mental health agency and there was an addictions clinic down the hall. As I passed their door one day, a lady was coming out of the clinic with a garbage bag full of Christmas presents and goodies. She handed me a candy cane decorated like a reindeer and said,…

His name is “mojito” and that is all I needed. A++++

Compared to my mom, she should be getting a medal. My mother is a fun, generous, warm-hearted person. Until she’s pissed off, at which point she transforms into a hellbeast from the 8th dimension. I learned to behave RIGHT QUICK as a child, so she didn’t have to do it often, but boy, when she was not happy everyone…

I had one almost exactly like that, and it was in about ‘89 or ‘90 when I wore for my school picture - 7th grade, I believe.

Not alone, but the aggregation of men’s behavior towards women is the problem. This is just a particularly egregious example of mistreatment and abuse followed by an absence of justice.

Listen. You don’t know my life. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

I agree. He is a happy kitty who needs noms and hugs. Not brooding. Just floofy love.

WHO’S AN ADORABLE LITTLE FLOOF? OLLIE! OLLIE IS BEST KITTY!

I dunno, maybe it makes him seem a little nicer, but it also makes him seem like a really immature doofus, which I suspect he still is, even at his advanced level of OT.

My parents were unmarried, too, so I had that exact same conversation. As late as the 5th grade, kids would tell me that I couldn’t be my parents’ child because they were not married. When I started developing in 4th grade, my doctor gave me a pamphlet that explained A LOT. Previous to that my reproductive knowledge…

Flight attendants should be treated with the same courtesy as any other service professional, if not more. The pay truly is poor, the conditions are chaotic and uncomfortable, and people are awful. The main reward many attendants seek is the adventure of traveling the world, including flight benefits they can use on…

If R.L Stine opened an “Eat Worms” restaurant in NYC it would be a hit.