But was it kosher??

Absolutely, my favorite part is the “City Dump” sign that looks like it was thrown together at the last minute.

Mr. Fatwillow’s resolution was to try more beers. So far, a success.

The headgear, I meant. Putting a flower in it does send an odd mixed signal, though.

It was just a leftover bit of wardrobe from her book. Why not throw it on now and then?

I saw a movie once about an aural landscape. See, there was this gardener and he met a nice man who wanted to show him something behind the bushes, and.... oh wait, that’s different.

It seems like we’ve gotten ourselves stuck in a viscous cycle, but I believe it will turn out to be just a miner situation.

Like how you agree with the person but you’re kind of embarrassed about it. Michael Moore, for instance...

I say it smells like pancake batter.

Bitch, please.

He’s awesome. He has been on tons of TV shows, including Portlandia, on which he has played a series of hilariously tedious sales clerks, waiters, etc. He’s also a podcaster and does a show with his wife called “The Indoor Kids” which is loosely about video games and other nerdy stuff.

Nope.

Interesting. I mostly remember her from the MST3K episode, Alien From L.A., and the informative host segment in which all of her expressions were accurately identified as “dull surprise.”

My mom told me she subsisted on burritos, chocolate milkshakes, and chili dogs while pregnant with me. Thanks, mom!

Ah, needles and cupping. Much more fun when you’re tied up. I bet Madonna never thought of that! *Remembers Sex book and Human Nature video*..Oooooohhhh yeahhhhhh.....

There are thousands and thousands of people who keep an apartment in NYC as a second home for business and/or personal travel. Many people rent time-shared apartments because they work in industries like air travel and off-shore construction, where they are in town only a fraction of the time. So this type of unit…

I could stop showering forever and be so happy if it didn’t make me stinky and slimy. Chrissy 4eva.

You are seriously out of touch. There are a shit ton of regional dialects and variations on grammar, syntax, and word usage, but the ones that get singled out for sounding “uneducated” are the ones that are specific to black communities and poor communities. Clearly you missed the part about sociolinguistics where…

Trisha Yearwood did an ad that was for both WALMART and MAYONNAISE. She talked about making these great MAYONNAISE recipes for her family. I heard it on the radio and almost died.

I think it’s sad that “extremely muscled” is the only acceptable look for men. It connotes strength, and strength is fine, but it sends the message that men can’t be attractive when they’re vulnerable. Just another way patriarchal gender norms limit everyone.