I live in Upstate New York, and yeah, there’s some nifty stuff here, and beautiful country. But damn, it’s also kind of a post-industrial wasteland, with poverty, decay, and a heroin epidemic. I will continue to be amused/confused by the sheer quantity of weird shit that happens in Florida. Having lived on the West…

And yet, none of them are strong! Bah dum ching!

If you’re not following her twitter regularly, you really should, it’s all gold. She had to backpedal and re-explain that one for coming across anti-refugee. I’m still not entirely clear what it was about, but I think something about a bill that would extend 90-day visitation in the U.S. without a visa to people from…

Hear, hear. I highly recommend the film “After Tiller” for this subject. The anguish families go through when they are faced with this situation is beyond anything I have ever known. What really fascinated me was the way in which the clinic staff - who do perform abortions after 20 weeks, one of the few that do -…

This isn’t a disaster, but it is cute and has become a staple in our family.

That is the epitome of terrible co-worker. Sabotage is justified.

This one sounds like the kind of thing you read in the “lifestyle tips” section of a women’s magazine. She’s off her game.

Janice Dickinson allegedly shaved her pubes over the sink at an LA gym.

She’s an awesome cook and she’s so super chill. I love watching her just because it feels so relaxing and pleasant. All the loveliness and class of the Hamptons without Martha Stewart’s grating pretentiousness.

Awwwwww yeah. All the ladies go wild for free straws.

Wow. You linked to a subreddit to support your anti-trans rhetoric? That’s so classic, it belongs in a museum. It sounds an awful lot like the so-called white “allies” of civil rights movements that say things like, “well, if you call me out for saying something racist or patronizing or trying to make this movement…

Yes, precisely! This type of fellow is bad at boundaries. We had a creepy old guy neighbor at one apartment building. He lived in the basement and hated people doing laundry after about 8pm. He claimed to be able to hear noise from the second floor and would complain about it. He also sat outside and tried to make…

I went to grad school. Every department has a few. Some more than others.

The caramel sauce lady, I’m guessing. It was a few months back I believe. The woman in question demanded enough caramel sauce in her Starbucks drink to kill a horse, tried to get the barista to give her the BAG OF SAUCE and then threw her drink. It was a good one.

Ha, that is brilliant in its crazitude. My weirdo restaurant will be called “Misanthropy.” The menu items will be things like “Ugly mac n cheese”, “Terrifying cake,” and “Fucked up fried food platter.”

The Illuminati Kale Soup Bookstore. That’s going to be my business.

I know a lot of fetishists and while many of them are clueless, broken people, I have never met anyone who did this. My inclination was that she was from a foreign country where eating chicken wings, even dressed up in a fancy sauce, is tantamount to eating roadkill here, something that only destitute people do.

I knew a guy who used a coke nail to eat yogurt.

That would be bad, but if he’s an in-house attorney he probably doesn’t have outside clients. Some attorneys don’t use email much at all, they do everything by fax and snail mail, so that their paralegals and secretaries can draft the correspondence. All the attorney has to do is give them the gist of it, which I’m…