Yeah, I second that. Also, what the hell? Restaurants run out of stuff that’s on the menu all the time. Waiting 15 minutes for a damn milkshake at 10:00am is an asshole first-world problem. “Sorry, there’s a wait for that,” is apparently the worst thing one can be told because we’re all three year olds who need…

Library staff get a lot of crap. It’s basically daycare for unoccupied adults. I once got harassed by a woman because she had accrued about 30 cents worth of fines by turning in a pile of books one day late, and the system would only tell me that the fines were accrued via the main library. Since we were a branch, I…

Absolutely horrific. I can’t imagine being violated in such a vulnerable position as that. I’m amazed that you responded the way you did.

This is entirely on point, but Alton does know his food science and offers very solid information for people to enjoy at home. I enjoy Uncle Tony as much as any red-blooded woman with a hot streak for charming assholes, but his “punk grandpa” persona is starting to wear a little thin. When I want to know how to cook…

Interesting. I saw some at Home Goods, I wonder where the cutoff is for getting these without poisoning someone?

Yeah, it’s definitely a downside. Now, if you happen to be married to a bisexual woman like me, who sometimes arranges for threesomes with special lady friends, that helps to balance it out.

Beat me to it! Either that or a bunch of linguists sit around and just yell random words at her.

This is totally the best part of working in human services. One time at our recovery center we threw a Halloween dance party with an actual DJ who volunteered his time. Tons of snacks, everyone dressed up, and our coworker masterminded the decorations like a boss. One of the attendees hugged me afterwards and said…

Sweet. Also, vagisil works great on bug bites.

Full zipper crotch and ass flap. Done.

I sleep scream sometimes. Scares the bf half to death.

I love freight elevators and would ride in them all day if I could.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

I see a lot of myself in Hope, and I think the characterization of her work life is quite believable and probably fair. Going to graduate school is a stressful and often expensive proposition, which one typically enters with hopes of having a productive career. There is nothing wrong with volunteering or running a…

Doing your laundry at 11pm is great. Unless there happens to be an old man who lives in the basement apartment and pitches a ginormous fit every time someone even thinks about sneaking in a load after 9:00. He was the bane of the whole building - complaining about noise, sitting on the front stoop and trying to make…

It’s funny cause usually smells come FROM the moon... amirite?!

Exactly. I’m gonna show her what an INTERESTING and UNUSUAL person I am, and how I can make such INTERESTING and UNUSUAL things happen... like.... Pancakes! Oh how droll! It shall be spoken of for years to come!

In general if you’re making the same point 20 other people did, it’s a good idea to STFU.

I thought I once saw a device that purported to be a fake hand for signalling waiters, but when I tried to look for it all I got were “fake taxi handjob” videos.

When I saw the pic, I was like... yup. That’s exactly what I would expect this dude to look like.