I gave a shit.

Yes, Deadspin must have a hidden agenda, because it sure isn’t “TV viewership and revenue is up because the product sucks less”. Its that pesky Deadspin agenda, that’s definitely what drives the NBA viewing market. Salient point.

Still salty over losing GamerGate I see.

How can he walk into a lake forever? Eventually he’ll actually be in the lake, or out of it. He can’t be in the act of walking into it forever. Even if he’s extremely slow he will still complete the act. Did blogger attend grade school?

In all fairness, I wish I could forget there is a Bears game this weekend, too.

You probably can’t use hexes or voodoo sorcery on your opponents either. What the hell kind of sport is this anyway?!

That would be disconcerting, for sure.

Pretty sure the NFL can’t make a rule prohibiting the defense from assembling in any fashion they desire but after what they did to that lady in Kentucky, I guess who knows what the First Amendment means anymore these days.

You’re going to hell.

“Maybe it’s just an unwritten rule.” Great, let’s make football more like baseball. We should check with Brian McCann to get final judgement on this.

Sure. Eliminate conferences. There is no East. There is no West. No Up. No Down. Just circles of friends holding hands and putting snipped flowers into the barrels of rifles. Am I an Irish boy from Chicago or am I a being of pure energy born in the sun and to the sun returning, a circle unbroken and timeless? There…

I’m proud of you son

GINGER DICK
by Herman Smelville

He’s a contrarian Eurosnob. Maybe he just writes this way because these articles get a lot of comments.

Well I have friends who are Tottenham fans. They get up and do all that because they hate themselves.

I know but, there’s that part of me that still holds hopes when it shouldn’t.

Hey, a promotion/relegation rant disguised as a story about the unfairness of D1 minimums.
Is there any chance Deadspin might hire someone to write about soccer in the United States who actually watches and likes soccer in the United States?

The problem with this argument is that it is based on the assumption that teams are in competition with each other. They’re not. The NFL, along with the other big sports leagues, understands that. The Cowboys aren’t competing with the Giants for anything but hardware. Their real competition is the Stars, the…

sick burn!

The Big Ten is slow, often unwatchable, and largely mediocre. And yet, they’ll win more noncoference games than they’ll lose, have a winning bowl record, and at least one team will be in the playoffs and probably playing for the title. Nobody will see it coming, and complain about more exciting, albeit probably…