Someone out there finds this to be a win-win situation.

Congrats to the Lakers for becoming the Washington Generals.

He thought about it. BANG thud

Cold-blooded.

You forgot about TOOL.

As a former resident I can tell you Indianapolis is a garbage town.

I wouldn’t dress my kids up as the worst character of any film. I don’t know anyone who likes that character so I would advise against it.

Purdue: Fuck the fans, get B1G Ten money.

I think I speak for everyone, BRING BACK BLOOD SQUIBS.

“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, democracy simply doesn’t work.” -Kent Brockman

..while doing a Zen chant.

Speciest! How could you say you wouldn’t trust this cutie?

So disrespectful! The subphylums of Crustecea are not pretty much Hexapoda.

I’m okay with this if every year they don’t make the playoffs they add a banner that says “Playoffs?!”

Wait....Sam Waterson isn’t dead? Well I’ll be damned. Good for him for being alive.

+1 for Simpsons reference. Lisa needs braces! Dental Plan!

He was not charged nor convicted of that crime. He was charged with the following: narcotics trafficking; distribution of narcotics by means of the Internet; narcotics trafficking conspiracy; continuing criminal enterprise; conspiracy to aid and abet computer hacking; conspiracy to traffic in fraudulent identity…

Accounts aren’t just “good with numbers” and we do more than just taxes and bookkeeping. Accounts serve a wide range of activities from auditing (making sure the accounts didn’t make mistakes) to managerial accountants (help managers make decisions based on information) to fraud investigators.

Isn't being the Browns or the Falcons punishment enough?

Condoms. I have no use for them. I was drunk and alone when I bought them.