Someone out there finds this to be a win-win situation.

Congrats to the Lakers for becoming the Washington Generals.

Cold-blooded.

As a former resident I can tell you Indianapolis is a garbage town.

I wouldn’t dress my kids up as the worst character of any film. I don’t know anyone who likes that character so I would advise against it.

Purdue: Fuck the fans, get B1G Ten money.

..while doing a Zen chant.

I’m okay with this if every year they don’t make the playoffs they add a banner that says “Playoffs?!”

Wait....Sam Waterson isn’t dead? Well I’ll be damned. Good for him for being alive.

+1 for Simpsons reference. Lisa needs braces! Dental Plan!

Accounts aren’t just “good with numbers” and we do more than just taxes and bookkeeping. Accounts serve a wide range of activities from auditing (making sure the accounts didn’t make mistakes) to managerial accountants (help managers make decisions based on information) to fraud investigators.

Isn't being the Browns or the Falcons punishment enough?

Condoms. I have no use for them. I was drunk and alone when I bought them.

Number one reason I own an Xbox One: Peer Pressure.

I don't like games that make death too punishing. I am terrible at video games but I enjoy the experience. When I am required to keep playing a section I suck at and continually fail at kills the game for me. I want the illusion that I am good at something as an escape from my daily mediocrity.

In response to the title of this article #NOTALLMEN.

Define monster.

Faeries are real. Just sayin'.

This looks like a game a computer program would eventually be able to outperform humans.

ESPN used to stand for Entertainment and Sports Programming Network. If people will watch it and they can sell advertisement, they won't give a shit. He probably said this to appease sports bros from the "n(y)erds".