Bye Alicia
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Ok but does anyone else remember Whitney’s yogurt? Super thick fucking yogurt. I loooooved it and they went out of business years ago. Womp womp
Am I the only one who gets super creeped out by women who so thoroughly adopt the “mom” identity that it may as well be their name? That shit ain’t right.
As someone who was in the music biz in a professional, meaningful capacity from 1998 to 2003, this seems like a flip and dismissive overview. While we didn’t have the benefit of Twitter and Facebook, the scene was vital and meant something to people of this era. That you’re unable or unwilling to understand even a…
You can always make another baby, but there’s only one foul ball.
Hey at least you understand jokes.
“There was a general principle that a person should not put himself in a dangerous situation.”
Penelope looks waaay too attractive. And human.
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100% agree. Was it an amazing piece of comedy? Probably not. Is it worthy of all this pearl-clutching and outrage, including from people on the left? HELL FUCKING NO. Also, internet, please stop comparing this to tea party racists burning Obama in effigy and fake lynching him, this is not even remotely comparable.…
Man, this community’s willingness to shit all over Kathy Griffin (who has had an astounding career when you actually look it up) is gross. Our enjoyment of comedy is of course subjective and no one has to like anyone, but yikes.
To be fair, if my plane crashes and the only survivors are me and Idris Elba then I’m totally going to try to fuck him. Hell, I might try to fuck Kate Winslet too...I mean, if I’m probably going to die anyway then at least I’ll die having ticked that of my “to-do” list.
“Mathers said she meant to send the photo to a friend and had no intentions of “breaking the law” by posting it publicly.”
As we know more about her, her brand looks more and more tacky. Tweeting about champagne popsicles on Memorial Day? Tacky. Photo of herself in a ballgown with her baby-faced huckster of a husband’s hand on her ass? Tacky. Daddy is tacky, Stepmommy is tacky, her ghost-written book is tacky. Setting herself up with an…
Will this musical based on one of the most influential albums of the ‘90s written by the screenwriter of one of the most influential screenplays of the aughts...
Yes but as I understand it… When a lady poops out a baby that enlarges the Jesus receptor in her brain and it increases her knowledge of science ‘n stuff real morer. Cause if your Jesus receptor becomes engorged on the love of Jesus and newborn babies then you know plenty more stuff real much gooderer.
Bethenny will speak too much in her grating voice, crack a joke that isn’t at all funny, laugh hysterically, act defensive, and incessantly name-drop her Skinnygirl® line.
“Being naked makes us human” is one of those dumb as fuck things people who think they’re deep and meaningful say.