I’m good with not knowing.

The best of the Goldie-Chevy movies was Foul Play. Fun, reverent Hitchcock spoof (with a very irreverent plot, if you get my drift).

You work long hours in cramped spaces dealing with whiny people that generally fall into two categories: they never fly and demand stupid shit, or they always fly and demand stupid shit.

Could also be:

We decided not to have children. I really appreciate that other people do and we will always have friends that have children that we are close to but It was a choice I made very early.

people got personal quickly because you’re a raging hostile cunt. you came in with all psychological-projection guns blazing, don’t pretend it was the reaction that was what went personal first.

You are not somehow better or more accomplished because you chose to reproduce. Eat shit, you sanctimonious bitch.

RIP, Charlie! I know when you get to heaven, Prince will welcome you with open arms. And pancakes!

I feel bad for him. But her? Screw that. She should have listened to him more carefully, or, you know, not drunk the Kool-Aid and done some research. The only good thing to come of this is that maybe, just maybe, people like this will turn on him in 2020.

no thank you. beyonce is a bad actress, and an especially bad voice actress.

The amount of manufactured outrage and projection in this article is appaling.

Yes, but the rule they are literally citing is “shorts are acceptable in coach” and also “spandex is not allowed”. I am 100% sure that UA gate attendants are not materials scientists, so when asked to monitor the rules, they are given discretion.

This was not about sexualizing little girls. This was a poorly handled…

It has been reported that the passenger was flying on a pass, and was therefore required to adhere to a more formal dress code.

“Whoa, there little lady: you can’t expect insurance to cover bells and whistles upgrades, like those breasts and ovaries! Should have gone with the basic model...”

Thanks. I like royalty.

How Not to Hate Your Husband

“I took a tragic horrific experience and did not let it diminish me, rather grew and evolved and allowed the experience to teach me.”

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.