Clearly you’re unfamiliar with tokophobia. It would behoove you to read up on the subject before making such comments. 

I have this thing I do when I don’t want to see a mother breastfeeding. It’s called “looking somewhere else”. I hope it catches on!

we sure do, but “are you going to purple gluestick and foundation your brows and then draw them back on in the future” is a slightly less funny and deranged quiz :)

A lot of those women became millionaires and even billionaires selling young girls a body image that was no more real than anime. There is value in pointing out how much of a lie the image is. And I have to ask, is the lie not misogyny? Is photoshop, hours of make up, surgery, and a team of experts to post a single…

Can we scrap the new Nicki Minaj album in favor of a new Tracy Chapman album?

I took my kids to the Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards about 4-5 years ago. We scored them tickets to the floor around the stage. Jonas was one of the hosts (along with, IIRC, Emma Stone). During some of the breaks, he would talk to the kids in the pit, including my oldest (then 14 or so).

I loved the idea on The Daily Show that as Mueller is locking the jail cell on Trump he looks over his shoulder and is like, “It was about the golf fees.” And locks the gate forever. Haha it makes me laugh every time.

Narcissistic rich person with no actual talent other than self-promotion is angry that accomplished professional half her age is accomplished, half her age, and has had the temerity to question rich person’s vapidity?

Jesus.. Picking your favorite Kardashian? That’s like saying my favorite STI is gonorrhea due to it being curable.

I’m confused.  They paid for Premium Class and then they tried to move one of them to coach?  That might be the real crime here.  I care way less about sitting next to my husband than sitting in first class [I can only assume, since I only ever get to fly coach].

And this is why I don’t care that much about people criticizing her. Cher is out here a whole 300 years old, looking snatched as ever, and being unproblematic. A sexy vampy snack. Meanwhile, the ripe banana of pop keeps careening out of her lane hoping we’ll enjoy the car accident appeal and give her more attention.…

Those jawlines, lips, and noses. They were so vain they were dating themselves. My last Ex is engaged to a girl who could be his sister, they look so much alike.

so he swapped his seat for one toward the back

Can we have a 500 Days of “Eat Shit, Ivanka” along the lines of Gawker’s 500 Days of feckless whatshername?

Don’t worry Cathy, you’re reaching that age where you won’t have to apologize for being not bad looking because the world hates old women. You will only get grandma roles soon while men your age get to bang 25-year-olds. tick tock.

Hey, I’m sure New York City will have a parade we can all attend and sing Twist and Shout!

When one or more of these turds finally get arrested, the day of the perp walk will become an official holiday in my life. I will celebrate it every year. If one of them actually goes to jail, it will be a week-long Risky Business-style rager, complete with irresponsible binge drinking and 80s and 90s dance music on a…

This is the worst take of the week.

It’s gonna be a long week for you, friend.