Things our mothers and sisters had to hear.

Hey baby, how about we turn these lights low and ge- *SUNDAAAAY BLOOODY SUNNNDAAAAAAY*

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It’s so infuriating. Like, the only way to eliminate these practices quickly is brutal oppression; it’s the same with the Thugee cult’s extermination under British colonial rule. But that’s an awful way to gain allies, as the Americans want the brutes in charge to owe us and not hate us, so we can’t impose basic human…

Richard Dawkins has done a great job of proving that just because you don’t believe in a deity doesn’t mean you can’t be an obnoxious bigoted asshole.

I've had breakups that saddened me less than the news that there's to be no more Key & Peele.

In the Ellisville of today, little recalls the moment, other than the Hotel Alice. In a mayoral portrait gallery at City Hall, for example, the officeholder in 1919 is absent. And at Jones County Junior College, Roll 539 of the microfilm for the local newspaper, The Laurel Daily Leader, jumps from May 27, 1919, to…

I would honestly worry more if we elected a Muslim simply because I would be concerned that someone in this country would assassinate that person immediately.

My parents have witnessed the beginning of the Civil Rights movement and have gone through the American Indian Movement. They still remember and share with me what they experienced.

If you haven’t read the NAF’s lawsuit, you should. It details all the horrible lying (which, by the way, is a direct violation of the 10 Commandments so not exactly Christian) that the CMP did to get their footage, you should. NAF is even suing them for racketeering violations under RICO because they used multiple…

“we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat.”

Honestly, this is how I feel:

I was raped over 5 years ago. When I was watching this video, I had a very meaningful insight- I wish that I could exude what people normally think of as strength and resilience, in terms of “moving on, feeling stronger in spite of it, conquering this obstacle”... However, I am not at that point, in spite of…

Exactly. AND it was directed by Terry Richardson. *shudder*

And yet she had a hit song with R. Kelly.

This wasn't just wrong science, this was straight up Weird Science!

Perfect gif usage. 10/10.

“Jus so you know, I’m having a steak tonight. If I have to actually kill a steer, I’m doing it.”

I love each and every single one of you more than I love any single member of my stupid family.