I AM CRYING MARK OMG OKAY BRB LEMME FINISH

Reading this is exactly what I needed this morning. Mark, I’m so happy for the two of you - the love you have for each other is so apparent, even to people who have never met either of you. And those pictures make my heart explode. Congratulations and I hope you have a wonderful life together.

Hello NASA? I’m thinking of a certain kid in Irving, Texas who you definitely want to have intern with you next summer.

And twenty-three states have allow rapists to sue for custody rights if their victim gets pregnant.

I’m hoping to build that into the hen do. This is the same guy who said that lesbians all tend to look the same (read: butch) and said that I was lucky to have the ‘luxury’ of being disabled and routinely bed-bound because I got to lie around in bed all day. I think his brain is lacking some vital thinkamins.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING SHIT

My friend’s fiancé was once like ‘Hohoho, if you rape a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting, hohoho’ and I practically shouted ‘It’s rape, sex with someone who does not or cannot consent is rape, please stop talking immediately’.

I am a Black Christian and this is my response to any and every story about Kim Davis and/or Mike Huckabee.

This woman is THE WOOOOORRRRRSSSSSTTT.

I was raped by a stranger in 2001. I (literally) couldn’t have picked him out of a lineup. He was convicted of a totally unrelated felony 9 years later 5 states away when his DNA was entered into CODIS (the federal database) where his DNA was perpetually run against old rape kits. It matched my rape kit, which,…

I’d post a cute picture of Jim Rash in one of his Dean costumes if the fucking Gawker picture editor worked.

I 100% agree. Lord forgive me, but I feel sorry for Kris. I can’t even imagine what it would be like to find the man you were married to for all those years wasn’t really happy and now everyone knows it. A divorce after such a long marriage is tough enough, but under these circumstances it must be terrible.

You’re delusional! He looks like Corey Feldman dressed up as Scott Disick but couldn’t find a shirt in his size.

Yeah, I really can’t fault her for it either. This doesn’t necessarily mean that she’s transphobic, it just means that within her personal circumstances, discovering that someone she loved and was married to is transgender is hard for her to deal with. Obviously when someone is transgender and is finally able to be…

Fair. But Titus singing Firework to Kimmie and passing it off as a spotaneous composition trumps all.

Completely.

Admittedly it’s been a while since I last saw Deliverance, but (as someone who was born in Kentucky) I feel like this is a pretty hateful comparison to make. What did hill country rapists ever do to you that deserved being compared to Mike Huckabee?