I don’t have time or energy for snark right now. I don’t even have the energy to post a fun gif. I just...

I wonder how the people supporting Kim Davis would feel if they were prevented from getting a medically necessary blood transfusion because a hospital administrator was an observant Jehovah’s Witness and refused to allow the procedure? Or if they were denied food stamps by a devoutly Jewish bureaucrat on the grounds…

They do realize that she wasn’t jailed for living out her Christian faith, right? She was jailed for not doing her fucking job and preventing others from doing theirs as well. How hard is that to understand? Sure, when she was elected she didn’t think she’d have to issue marriage licenses for same-sex couples because…

‘I am God in the true sense’*

“The homeopaths were rescued after they were seen rolling around in a field near their hotel, gibbering incoherently.”

They should have diluted it in water until there was statistically probably nothing but water left.

That episode of the Undisclosed podcast where they just run through cases of the Baltimore PD being terrible, shady and fucking with people’s lives has me thinking that entire department needs to be axed and they need to start from square one.*

I own the vintage VHS tape of “Private Benjamin”. I would like my Medal of Honor now, please.

• Never Made It As a Wise Man, Couldn’t Cut It As a Husband Either
  
  Totally cracked me up. Finniest thing I’ve read this week.

If you see the word “Dick” in a headline with my byline, I can guarantee that what you will see is a quality dick post. I may be unsure of many things, but my ability to bring you the peen-related content you crave is not one of them.

Pssh that clears nothing up.

One does not simply kick Sir Ian McKellan out of anywhere. A smart person, instead, capitalizes on his presence in your apartment and cues up an impromptu LOTR viewing party where he calls up the rest of the Fellowship.

Duh Taylor, THAT’S an obvious squad goal.

Cuz girls are always checking themselves in mirrors to make sure their hair and makeup is perfect, and never to make sure they don’t have a piece of food stuck in their teeth from lunch.

yas. everything in this post. Kanye is intelligent but he’s missing a certain type of wisdom or support. its like he doesn’t understand why his rants are so off-putting.

Public servant here. I’ve had to do some things that I found horrible and very much against my religion. For instance, I was part of a project to roll back public health insurance from certain populations. This population was included people with terrible diseases. By doing so, people actually died. And some, in…

Kanye’s hella clever. I do agree that he isn’t necessarily good at playing the long game, fashion-wise anyway. Musically I think he’s had a solid long game so far.

100% agree. But until those services and that support are in place, some people simply aren’t going to be equipped to raise a special needs child, and I can’t condemn them for aborting based on that.

Obviously children with Down syndrome are wonderful, adorable children, but the decision to move forward with a genetic abnormality should always be an informed choice. My husband and I decided we would for Down Syndrome, but I’ve had extensive experience with special needs children. They need so much attention,…

Bloody hell, as soon as the audio came on my reaction was ‘Oh, For fuck’s sake’. Fuck these assholes. Planned Parenthood is often the first-and many times the only-port of call for women to get access to decent lady care. FUCK THESE ASSHOLES. Time to start a nationwide protest against the stupidity that drives this…