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Would clean it twice, just to make sure.

The problem with that is, a compassionate liberal will feel sorry for him and give him something to eat, so that he can regain his strength and then he will have the compassionate liberal arrested for crimes against humanity.

He’s not even literally correct enough to call it the “Chinese virus”. He always calls it the “China virus”, and if you don’t think it’s an infantile racist dig, try substituting “virus” with “man”.

VC-25 is the military designation for the Boeing 747 that most of us refer to as Air Force One, even though technically that’s a call sign and not an aircraft.

To be there before the inauguration to do his rally at the same time, he’d have to leave in the morning, so it would technically still be AF1. They’d just drop him off and bounce though I assume, since after the rally it wouldn’t be his plane anymore.

Part of my job is getting people to sign up for a legit gov’t website. Another part of my job is dealing with ID theft. I get pushback all the time for asking too many personal questions.

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I’m a hospital lab tech, graduated 82. The AIDS comparisons are apt. The sense of deja vu is surreal. What’s changed is mapping a viral genome in 2 weeks and cranking out a vax in under 52! I’m an old misanthrope, but wtg, humans!

If the car itself were to blame, yes, that would be an issue. 

Sure worked out well for the Native Americans.

Pshhh...$20,000 per day is nothing to Trump. He’s stiffed contractors out of much more than that!

I can’t wait for Trump to not pay Giuliani, just like he never pays anybody.

Grandma’s drapery would fit better than his off-the-rack suits.

Good thing he hasn’t been replacing Pentagon leaders. Oh...

The compounding math works the same whether you have 5-$10,000 accounts or 1-$50,000 account.

One thing I hate to keep seeing is Carter’s name along with trump as being one-term presidents. I know it’s the truth, can’t get away from that fact. But it still bothers me because while Carter did not get re-elected, he was a fine human being and is actually one our greatest ex-presidents with all the humanitarian

I just got the message from the Soros app on my Obama Phone that Biden will step down tonight and hand the presidency to Harris who will institute Chinese style communism in the American South.

Joe Biden owes Jim Clyburn a solid...for real(among other black folk)

Or Y’all Qaeda, for that matter.