Its antennae are already there.

Carnivorous and coronavirus are actually anagrams of each other. Think about that.

You can see him carry a mask at the beginning of the video, though, so it’s a mystery why he insisted on wearing the thong instead of putting on the mask he has in hand.

I thought that was one of those chocolate coins, just without the gold foil wrapper.

Was he sniffing the thong? Dare I ask?

I’ve never been on a cargo ship, but perhaps this is a good analogue:

Jones has used the “performance artist” defense before (and lost).

China Is Using Rockets to Control the Weather (https://gizmodo.com/china-is-using-rockets-to-control-the-weather-1848175761)

work to earn “capital, and therefore our freedom.”

You’d think that an engineer at a place called the Aerodynamic Research Institute would know this, but apparently not.

Never mind about the COVID protocols, Finland must be an easy place to run if the head of its government has enough free time to go clubbing until 4 a.m.

These people don’t want another network.

how fucking stupid do you have to be to lie to the mob so much that they accept it as part of doing business with you?

money he borrowed is the same as money he earned.

But no one else has to see them doing it, that’s the point.

Yes, it’s a real term, though I’ve heard it expressed a bit differently as road furniture. I learned about it from watching European bike races (as in, “Oh no! A rider just went down because he hit a piece of road furniture, and he’s taking the peloton with him!”), so maybe the expression isn’t so common here in the…

5. 5G, of course.
6. Bill Gates and his microchips.

LBJ decorated with a piñata. Is that close enough?

My guess is it has to do with the usage of “they” as a gender-neutral third person singular pronoun.

He’s resigning from Twitter to replace Dusty Hill at ZZ Top.