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Re: bicycles being affected — yeah, the CEO of Brompton has already said as much. https://road.cc/content/news/brompton-ceo-warns-raw-materials-shortages-287077

Got it, no problems.

I will say anything that costs more than the median household income in the United States is an “expensive car”. In 2019, the median wage in the US was just under $35k and there are a lot of bad cars that start over $35k

Xi Jinping is cracking down on big companies, so he’s been trying to steer the economy away from private control.

So if e-scooters shouldn’t be on sidewalks because they’re a danger to pedestrians, and riders don’t want to be on the road because they’re scared of cars, then where do they belong?

It’s 326 troy ounces if we do the conversion using price sold to the price of gold. It’s 510 troy ounces if we convert by weight only. Either way, I hope I did the conversion right; I’m not rich enough to understand troy ounces.

The kid is not fit to drive. They should take his license away forever.

I thought this was going to be about Trump and Memory.

But gas stations are everywhere, and it takes less time to fill a tank than it does to charge a battery. This is why range anxiety is a thing for EVs but not ICE vehicles.

Crack pipe.

Dad’s fancy because he wears creased jeans.

Trump is good at malfeasance. He’s better at incompetence.

Never mind.

Employees at Facebook aren’t necessarily evil, they just have perverse incentives

Fuck around. Find out.

Back when I had a commute (pre-pandemic) and listened to NPR in the mornings, Ozy was in regular rotation for the sponsor announcements. Then again, another regular sponsor was Lumosity, which had pay a fine to the FTC for deceptive advertising of its “brain training” program. So clearly sponsorship does not equal

I think the most remarkable and surprising finding in our study is that almost all adults in the general population experience some daily gas-related symptoms.

Didn’t Spiderman get his abilities from a spider bite? Did this guy turn down treatment in hope of becoming, uh, you know?

And we used to laugh at “in Soviet Russia, television watches you!” like our own society could never degenerate to such depths.

MAGA chud: I’m not going to let the government track me!
Also MAGA chud: Let me post this selfie while I attack the Capitol!