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Speaking of Trump, news just came out that he offered Kim Jong-un a ride on Air Force One. The man is a national security threat (remember inviting the Russians into the White House?).

the enormous tips that came with the job.

The hypocrisy of those trying to cancel Ted Cruz who have been totally silent on their Democrat Governor’s incompetence is telling.

Well, the week will perish. Then you get next week.

New Yorker reporter Luke Mogelson followed the insurrectionists into the Capitol and captured one of the them becoming alarmed that they had been betrayed because there was piece of paper on Ted Cruz’s desk with the word “objection” on it (it was to object certifying the electoral votes for Biden, as Cruz had

Yup. It’s probably why he wears face paint. If you look closely at these, you can see the bump underneath.

We have the Viking Furry’s first mugshot.

Same with launching nukes. People in the military are trained, evaluated, and backed up to make sure nobody goes rogue and wipes out the planet, but the president is free to order a nuclear strike all by himself. Maj. Harold Hering asked about this loophole in the 1970s, got discharged for asking, but we still don’t

Susan Cheever wrote about the history of alcoholism in her family and, more broadly, the history of alcohol use in America in her book Drinking in America. One of the things she mentions is the genetic component to alcoholism and how it manifests as erratic behavior even in family members who don’t drink.

She wore heels. It’s easy enough to find photos of her from that day. But anyway, here’s one from another occasion with both of them side-by-side in flats.

1. When the hand-holding photo first made the news, I remember reading that Trump either was afraid of or had trouble walking down steps and needed May’s hand to steady him. I think what we’ve learned about Trump since then backs that up — remember the West Point ramp walk? Also, I could be wrong, but it seems that

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Well, particle accelerators have produced a few. Granted, such elements have short lifespans and don’t usually end up in food.

Speaking of “flight” and “risk,” it would be fucking hilarious if she starts hootin’ and hollerin’ like a typical MAGA idiot and the airline boots her off the plane so she ends up not being able to go to Mexico anyway.

There’s an easy solution. Feed him all the organic stuff he wants, but don’t wash any of his produce. You want organic? Sure, and all the E. coli that comes with the manure fertilizer.

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She owns the place, I believe.

Several businesses, like Kohls, Bed, Bath, and Beyond, and BJ’s have stopped selling MyPillow, though they blame poor sales instead of Lindell’s questionable politics.