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Trump wants to form a new political party. Seems like the perfect place for his diehards.

Well, Nixon taped his own conversations too.

his primary way of spreading lies and filth is gone

Rittenhouse’s mother accompanied him to the bar, which made it legal for him to drink even though he is under 21.

These people need to get better lawyers.

I remember yesterday, upon reading “President Joe Biden” in some headline that I stopped, blinked, and it came to mind that at no other occasion had the words “President Newname” given me such a sense of disbelief — not even when Trump came into office. But the shitshow he put us through these last four years has me

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Completely delusional.

It’s clear she makes (or at least made) a good living, but she probably doesn’t have much in the way of savings. So if her income stream dries up or if she has an unplanned expense, then her finances go into a hole fast.

Plus, they hate China, so they support Trump because they think he’s tough on China (as opposed to the reality of him being nothing more than a loudmouth).

That’s not surprising. Tou Thao (one of the cops involved in George Floyd’s death) is Hmong.

What boggles my mind is that her Twitter account -- and all those tweets around Jan. 6 -- are still up. She’s entirely unapologetic about it.

instead, they installed a pirated version of Flash that was still operational.

better known as the name of a generator manufacturer than anything else.

Didn’t Twitter suspend Marjorie Taylor Greene, like, a day or two ago? It didn’t last very long. What’s the story?

Q-onan.

The way Trump raises his fist always reminds me of those lucky cat figurines.

That’s the plan (as of December anyway). Hope the cleaning crew did a good job today.

someone else can analyze why it was effective for him when essentially the same strategy was not effective for Clinton

I guess everyone’s all lining up for a photo shoot today.

The feds should start looking into data from Fitbit, Strava, Garmin, Apple Watch, etc. in case any of these people were wearing smartwatches or activity trackers.