Of course. And a specific version of MLK too. While he was nonviolent he was actually quite radical, but you’d never know it from the watered-down quotes that are spouted by the media.

Any person who smashes his face in and gets hauled off to jail, I’ll pitch in for bail money!

In reality, its saying “Goddammit Bill stop fucking staring at Ivanka.”

I feel you, Chelle.

Conservatives on this day:

Lesson of the day: don’t answer questions that haven’t been asked.

BOOOOOOO! Take your stupid star, the both of you.

Are you kidding? That guy was terrible.

Quite a contrast to the moment the Reds’ Ivan IV Vasilyevich found out he wasn’t voted in.

Think it’s a Chappelle rule, saw him at Helium just as he started touring again after his hiatus, and I vaguely remember something to the effect of “He’ll outright leave” if the crowd gets rowdy. Some bastard apparently called the fire marshal on the show before ours because Dave was smoking on stage (even with…

Dear Jorge,

Just call it Aioli... White people love that shit.

Joke’s on you. You can never have too much mayo!

“Old man doesn’t understand how voting works, wants someone to tell him how to feel about things: The story of the 2016 Election.”

The worst part happened when he discovered that Aaron Rodgers wasn’t actually inside the TV.

Nintendo and has solidified my theory that they are a company full of brilliant artists, designers and technicians that, at some point, got infiltrated by a mob of brain-damaged, glue-eating lemurs that somehow got entrusted with 50% of the company’s decision making.

What’s the best Age to have kids? Never.

“Listen, I know you guys are upset, but let me tell you, I know what a pick looks like.”

Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.