Hey Trump, shouldn’t you be golfing?

I don’t hold politicians that are adept in deflection in particular high esteem. I value honesty and transparency in my politicians.

Tell the gentleman what he’s won, Bob

How did this man not possess the forearm strength to lift himself out of this predictament.

“He could have stated his response more accurately not lied, but it was clearly not intentional he didn’t want to,” Trump said meant.

The least the parties could’ve done was use white paint to match the garage door! They painted over it purely for “aesthetic” reasons, right? How is the house looking like someone took a Sharpie to it making it any better?

Hell, go all out and have Alex Baldwin as Trump and Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer.

I don’t think you know much about strokes.

I fucking well hope that it does.

He’s Darth Sidious in an elf suit. With a Southern accent.

How dare you besmirch Ghostface Killah’s name!

We don’t say “Bah-sten”.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

Can’t wait to see how Melania waters those crops from Manhattan.

I have been saying for years that Bill Clinton was one of the best Republican presidents we’ve ever had. Clearly that extends to the sneaky underhanded stuff too.

Yup. Half of me wants to be petty and start fake news. Half.

Except I think most people DO understand this. It’s the small fraction who don’t who seem to talk the loudest. And that makes sense, I guess.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

I’m not gonna begrude his lawyers doing what they can to get him off, and this is kind of typical of how you try to derail a trial.