That’s called a “Neverfucking” I believe.

Way to bury the real issue with this picture. That guy’s haircut behind Bill. That is a look...

I wish this would stop being called a fucking fantasy. These fuckers raped and murdered a child, full stop.

Well that’s ironic. Whoops, my bad.

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

Tyrod: “Doc, I need you to fix it, but not in a way that really fixes it. I need it to still be hurt for the next three months.”

I call bullshit. Everyone knows that the only real ethnic slur for a white person is “racist.”

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

Eli, sadly, was not invited

Rarely have I seen someone so incensed yet so respectful

“I’m over it. So over it.”

Reporter: Knock knock.

Go back and look. They’re all me.

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

“A man” is setting yours sights pretty high, Emma. Have you considered a “journeyman?”

The best Christmas was the one where Grandpa busted out my old Speak N Spell, and the kids figured out they could make it say “POOP.”

For kids around 5 and up, anything involving “poop” and “butts” is hi-LAR-ious. I bond with my 10-year-old nephew by making gently crass jokes. Of course this may not fly with the parents...

I (inappropriately) laughed at this...
It encapsulates current society perfectly.

Who is a dead ringer for Ivanka.

I expect that at some point, he’ll go full-Trump and replace Ivanka, too. With his favorite porn star.