*deep breath, let it out*

I don’t really think 35 years for intentionally revealing an enormous amount of classified data is ‘outlandishly harsh.’

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

There were about 4 steps in there too... Shump is a one-man turnover band.

“Good god! That’s 2017's entrance music!”

I get it now. 2016 isn’t real, it just refuses to break kayfabe.

Some clarity on Clayfighter as your info is a bit off. The first Clayfighter was on SNES as was its sequel Clayfighter 2: Judgement Clay (it was the 90s, we loved Terminator jokes). No version came to Playstation as far as I can remember. The first two Clayfighter games were actually pretty great and original for the…

The Rise and Fall of the Third Mic

unfortunate mic placement

If these are Transformers, that’s a baseball stadium. Only fair.

“Try having four. You can’t lose!”

“Big deal . We managed to win only one WS with 3 #1 starters who are all in the HOF.”

“Ah yes, having three #1 starters will make you unbeatable in the Playoffs.“

The fact that the White Sox have been unable to build a team around Sale, Quintana, Rodon, Eaton, and Abreu that can even make the fucking playoffs inspires great confidence that they will come out ahead in this trade. Fuck Jerry Reinsdorf.

“They’re actually hitting harder than the Jets’ defense” stone cold assassination there man. I mean, it’s true but damn man.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

I know all the focus was on Kaep and how fucking terrible he was, but I’m just excited that the Bears rookies look legitimately outstanding. Howard with 3 TDs, Floyd with 2 sacks and a safety, Cody Whitehair looks like a sound Center. The future looks bright and oh god, they doing it to me again, they’re making me…

I know this plays into all the existing off the shelf narratives about Beckham being a whiny cry baby (which he is unfortunately), but the officiating in that game truly was abysmal. He actually has a point here.

Oh, yes. Heaven forbid that Penn State should ever be allowed to move on from its shameful past. We must grind their noses into the dirt. They must suffer interminably. Bad, bad Penn State. The people who played tonight must take no pride in their accomplishment, because ooriginal sin and all that.

It’s funny, I can’t imagine not bringing it up.