I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

100%

I love that you subtlety changed the way you spelled his last name throughout the post. Absolutely hilarious.

Got me to blow air out of my nose. Well played good sir/madam.

Worst dad joke ever. Today.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

I assume Montana and Nebraska are grey because there is no one under 60 in either state?

You’re giving Trump too much credit. He’s considering a guy named Ford for the Secretary of Transportation and a guy named Forrest for Secretary of the Interior (which manages the National Park Service).

Knock knock.

I had such grand images in my mind of a checkered flag being waved as a car sparked across the line on it’s roof. But alas, now I’m just disappointed.

Yeah, I call bullshit on this.

Misleading title is misleading.

“It is not enough for you to be out of my house. I insist you also be miserable.”

“I want to destroy you for your own good. Why can’t you see that, you ungrateful little shit that I effectively disowned.”

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

I played twice and haven’t touched it since. CK2 spoiled me for Civ.

The hijabs cancel out. I learned that in my Muslim Math 101 class at Trump University.

What was the purpose of this post other than mental illness click bait? “Look, here’s a guy who hit rock bottom, how fascinating!” No context, no story, just “funny weird picture that will get us traffic.” He’s not in the public eye anymore so definitely not newsworthy. I love Deadspin but come on, this is the kind of…

This is all, horrifyingly, true.