I love Hillary, I voted for her without reservations, I cried when she lost.

It’s what I’m here for.

Our current electoral map looks like The Ethnic Cleansing Of Smurf Village.

I have no idea what the statistics on that are, but from where I sit in small town eastern NC, that feels pretty accurate.

I’d add that anytime they were spoke to, they were called racist, sexist, xenophbic, uneducated bigots. Apparently you shouldn’t alienate one of the biggest voting blocks in the country.

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”

Democrats imposed a wretched candidate upon the population and blame everyone but themselves when the people reject her.

All he wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi. But they wouldn’t give it to him.

Only on Deadspin will you see writers making fun of Tim Tebow for hitting a game-winning single in a professional league while, at the same time, writing 10,000-word columns lauding a Pakistani team as heroes for getting the shit kicked out of them by such baseball powerhouses as Brazil and Great Britain in the World…

Before the chopper down the third base line, Tebow cleverly told the other team to cast their fielders to the right side.

Once this election is over, I hope someone will do a study to find out how much depression, suicide, and substance abuse has gone up as a result of all this madness.

One bled over the cuckold’s nest

This entire article should only be two words:

Instead of Serenity Now, them Canucks just channel all their innate cussing to one trucker.

Insert three paid weeks off to “rehab” probably...

This was better.

He’s going to the Browns, which he will lead to a Super Bowl victory.

PAWWWWWWWL, DID YEW SEE WUT HAPPENT ON JEPERDEE?

Not to be confused with Mypos, homeland of this guy: