If the Obama girls enjoy college as much as the Bush girls did, they’ll probably get shot by campus security.

As a parent, we don’t like any of you when you’re children. That’s because we’re fucking horrid when we’re children.

Never that I’ve heard. White people are usually called mobsters, gangsters or Cuomos

They might as well do away with dribbling all together at this point.

One person gave an honest response.

Jimmy Fallon is an addict/alcoholic who makes a lot of money and does not give two shits about anyone except himself.

Being given access to medication and reassignment treatments is torture? Yes they fucked it up to start. It’s the army, did you expect a nuanced and understanding take on trans rights? But they’ve gotten it right now. That’s enough for me. She should spend the full term behind bars.

As the youngest of three boys and the father of a boy and two girls, I agree with this sentiment whole-heartedly.

I just seriously hope that I’m alive when there is a serious reckoning of Assange’s accounts.

You mean keep practicing football, right? Because they won’t take him otherwise, you realize.

you meant that it should be affected, right?

Good for Taylor.

Russell Wilson is the white Tom Brady the NFL needs.

My son’s friend has gotten him into Lacrosse the last couple of years. It has gotten to the point where he’s a travel team’s starting goalie. My question is this: How many polo shirts should I be buying for his college experience?

Really, it was a shit sandwich and a breath mint or a shit sandwich and a shit mint.

Wait. You didn’t know the basic template of ruthless city democrat existed? What the holy fuck. His father basically mobbed out the sanitation department in the city to lash back at the strikers.

Again, right? You meant arrested again?

This man is our last, best hope to out-machoman Putin. He needs a bear, a cigar and no shirt.

Didn’t every major news outlet do this for like a month after the election? You’re a little late to the party here.

I did what we all did. Kick old ladies down subway stairwells.