Stadiums are like fine wine. They only get more enjoyable with age. Think of all the “dodge the falling debris” games kids could play on the way to first aid station.

Teaches people that laws and rules are only for regular people, duh.

“that his goal is to “re-establish a championship culture.”

You will never understand your complicity in Trump’s election, will you?

Juan Samuel. I was talking about seeing his first home run for the Mets at Shea when I was younger.

WAIT A GODAMN MINUTE. A WVA fan gets punched in the face by a black Miami fan and there isn’t a string of racist spittle flying out of his mouth?

Someone got my shipment of speech boxes for real dolls I was planning on selling I see.

So you’re saying that the ability to manufacture an iPod for 3 dollars and sell it for 878 dollars isn’t contributing that much to the increase in wage inequality? Except for the people who would have been making the product here?

In the future, we’re all going to feel foolish when we learn that this is nothing more than a disciplinary action taking against Hernandez for showing up late to a practice and telling the coach that it was only 2 minutes and that it wasn’t a big deal.

I’ve taken my kids to the RC show before and will never do so again if they preform at the inauguration 

Criteria for spoiling your child: Trust fund at least equal to 10 million dollars.

Every so often, since I was born and raised in this country, I have to remind myself that even though it’s 2016, most of the world is still run by Kings and Queens.

While Marie Antoinette was a clueless teenager when she first arrived at court, she really did learn much that made her way more knowledgable and capable over time. That she made a poor first impression in a day and age where facebook news gossip was the only way news travelled and was a foreigner doomed her forever…

Society is the abused wife of the rich and powerful.

Man, do you folk have some axes to grind, huh?

I’ve said this before:

Civ 6? I swear to christ if I play that game past sundown it will literally put me to sleep. The soundtrack is the musical equivalent of warm milk laced with xanax

It’s showing off. I could explain, but I expect you to understand.

They didn’t drop him through a folding table? Boo.

We all know that white guys need a little extra help when it comes to shooting hoops. Black guys need to stay an extra 20-30 inches back to make it fair. Think of it like affirmative action