Fournette you could sort of say, ok. He’s injured. He has an actual concern. But unless McCaffrey manages to rocket his draft prospects all the way to 12, he’s sort of branding himself as a me-first risk. I mean, we all get it, sure. But do we want to? No.

That comment is going to generate a lot of buzz.

How long before we get a duck dynasty like reality show about the alt-right? Once someone feels that they’ve demonstrated the ability to break that profitability barrier, it’s over.

Wasn’t this the coach that had never won a game against a team with a .500 or better record?

The problem with deer is that people think Bambi when they should be thinking diseased rats with hooves.

I hope the coming war ends before my children come of age.

“Still Payne, who is 86, has been doing this for decades.”

How do you non-aggresively grab and shake someone while screaming at them?

I’m glad you’re grasping at the logic behind it.

Then you’re in favor of the death penalty. It isn’t a pick and choose topic. Either you are ok with it in certain situations or you are not. If you are not, you are against it. If you are, than you are not against it.

“An earlier version of this post used a photo of Pat McCrory but mistakenly captioned it as a photo of Roy Cooper. I regret the error. But in my defense, these two white men look extremely similar.”

There are plenty of good reasons but none of them are any fun.

Can someone zoom in on his nostril and tell me if that’s just glare or if that’s coke?

Montauk is more like that small town girl that went to the big city college and then got drugged and gang raped by all the frat fucks.

The athletic scholarship program?

Conflicts of interest were only ever for the little guy. Conflicts of interest when your big is called diversification.

They had Hugo Boss.

You do realize they owe us a similar amount of money, no?

I’ll go ahead and put it in reality terms: No one gives a fuck what people in NY say. It’d be like Democrats trying to sway Texas.

My godfather told a story when i was a kid that I always thought was funny.