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• In the final round, replace regular judges with remaining contestants’ personal school bullies.

if he keeps playing this brilliantly we’ll have to call him Fred Zeppelin

The Raptors shot 50 percent from the floor and 39 percent from three, which is a whopping three percent better than their respective regular season averages. Settle down.

I think the game you just invented is called cricket.

Sports aren’t divided by gender. They’re divided by sex. Even sex isn’t quite binary, but lines have to be drawn somewhere in order to have a closed division.

The hell there isn’t!

Hank Williams Jr: I’m the shittiest Hank!

I didn’t go to the game. You didn’t go to the game.

Either these people are marketing geniuses, or this is an elaborate money laundering scheme.

Kobe: Man, this is incredible. I can’t believe I’m having dinner with Heath Ledger!
Jared Leto: Yeah....

I would be a little white cross off on the side of the road trying to match that pace.

“..it looks like a sort of G-rated version of Willy Wonka’s penis..”

#PlacesAlonsoWouldRatherBe Indianapolis International Airport

I hit a rabbit at around 140 km/hr in my Saab and it left confetti all over the car do not recommend oh I hit it on Easter Sunday too

Toyota: We made these fake vents for tuners to open up

The early Renaults like the 1900 model you show used a thermosiphonic cooling system; there’s no water pump. Instead, the temperature difference between the hot water in the block and the cold water in the exposed radiator creates enough circulation by convection to transfer the heat.

Engine starts with ‘E’ and radiator starts with ‘R’, therefor the radiator goes after the engine.

Get well Drew.

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.