“Awww, that ain’t right. Those are American heroes. You just can’t go disrespecting them. Putting your bare feet...on their...*gulp* faces. Just your....naked toes on the lips and eyes....”

It’s the former.

I mean...something will happen right? We’re talking about a country where a guy with a rifle entered a pizza and ping pong parlor to free child sex slaves based on some 4chan shit.

And now we have, I don’t know—at one point in time there were 65 waivers that were given in a year.

It’s nigh impossible to find a least-favorite Modern Journalism Trope, but referencing a subject’s “revenue streams” and “business savvy” because they’re cool and rich enough to get their ideas listened to by less cool but richer people is in my Top 10. 

This is an amazing non-sequitur.

When you miss a 50/50 ball because you know anything but a devastating shot will get roasted, is that an “unforced error”?

Halep came off as very charming in her on-court speech after the victory.  Happy to see her take her grass play to an all new level.  Well-earned victory for sure.

Martina Navratilova, Chris Evert and Steffi Graf have won significantly more singles titles than Serena and hold other important records, so in terms of records and titles, hers isn’t even the strongest case for GOAT. No one, male or female, has come close to Steffi’s era of dominance from the mid-80ies to mid-90ies,…

As I said above, everyone speaks M16/M4/M9 etc

Not the first time a company has had a rouge employee tweet something stupid.

+ a deuce

she already showed us what she was made of, both metaphorically and literally, by triumphantly proclaiming that ACTUALLY she is 1/1054th Native American, and so there’s no way Trump can call her Pocahontas anymore.

Looks like a Camaro backed into a Pepboys.

glad this webstie still supprots the 2nd amendemnt

“1. Using tools not normally found in a residence;”

First, it was the HOAs, and I didn’t care because I didn’t live in an HOA....

I had the opportunity to hear Iacocca speak several times in my first several years as a new Chrysler employee. Looking back, what I most remember is his unbelievable ability to project confidence and instill pride in what we were accomplishing. We were always the underdog of the Big 3, yet, we all knew we had the…

Seriousness aside: