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7/2/19

VAR giveth and VAR taketh away — but Alyssa Naeher will haunt your dreams and Alex Morgan will sip tea over your grave.

7/2/19

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAlonelyHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7/1/19

“Nation that hasn’t won jack since 1966 wonders what it’s like”

6/29/19

I wouldn't be surprised to see a couple NBA teams knocking on his door.

6/29/19

Just as impressive, LouGuJu (yes, I just made that nickname up) also leads all left fielders with 6 assists, despite playing only 30 games there.

6/28/19

“If Mackenzie Were Alive Today, I’d Like To Think She’d Be A Stoolie” - by Dave Portnoy

6/27/19

The team is right though. It is slang for an erection.

6/27/19

I’m mostly agnostic on the netting issue but the “if it saves one life” argument is beyond silly.

6/27/19

Deadspin has unwritten rules too, don’t pick on the thin skinned writers.

6/26/19

Yep...baseball being a potentially dangerous spectator sport is in no way new information, just as it isn’t new information that there are certain locations in ballparks where the risk of being hit by a ball is increased.

6/26/19

At the very least give the infant a glove and a fighting chance

6/25/19

Counterpoint: fuck James Harden, he is a cowardly shitbird who plays an incredibly aesthetically disgusting brand of basketball, and a choke artist who has always disappeared in Elimination Games and will forever be known for 0-for-27 and I hope he retires soon.

6/25/19

Warriors Revolution: What if we play basketball based on absurd 3-point shooting and spacing, creating openings with swift ball movement and requiring defenses to guard shots previously thought impossible? We’ll play with a small, quick lineup, that will outpace slower, larger players, making them either lose on…

6/25/19

If that first fact is relevant, let it be known that the Buffalo Bills finished Top 2 in football playing in 1991-1994 and deserved the Lombardi trophy.

6/24/19

“Maybe Air Canada can look into compensating for some therapy.”

6/24/19

Somewhere Tom Thibodeau is trying to find his erection so he can play with it

6/24/19

“Well, we’re pretty sure she can’t hurt it any worse”

6/22/19

Oh, you all think this kid’s face is punchable in that GIF? You ain’t seen nothing yet.

6/19/19

Of course this happened in Philly.

6/19/19

Yeah, this seems like another thing where there can be a nuanced middle ground. I’m fine with extending the netting but I also don’t have to pretend like this is a desperately needed measure to protect the thousands of injured fans a year.