Then the F355 owner replies, more than you can afford pal, engine out service.

Tomsula should really use a better pseudonym.

They will somehow figure out how to leave puddles of electricity in the driveway.

Wheels are nice, although I have yet to see a Toyobaru running on stock wheels.

I say this as a former NASCAR fan and as commentary of this article but...

The undisputed king of Gran Turismo 2. 

Tesla is ahead of schedule.  They weren’t expecting to blow up in China for a couple more years.

They can fix that with a software update.

There’s a lot of communities here in Tennessee that could use a de-methanizer. 

“turd owner”. I sincerely hope that was intentional.

“dignitaries including Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan”

We’re still normalizing his toxic ass in this here year of our Lord 2019?

The 11foot8 bridge has finally gone too far. 

ICEd!

Aka the “I’m brave enough to order a first-year FCA product” badging.

You realize subways are electric, right? You also realize one train can move HUNDREDS of people at once, right? Breakdowns are due to deferred maintenance, not because the concept is flawed.

While not his car, what was it that Colin Chapman always said?

I also recommend the C-3PO prostate massager. He’s fluent in over 6,000,000 forms of communication, and pleasure is definitely one of them.

BUILD THAT SPHERE. BUILD THAT SPHERE.

So I hung in there through the “we didn’t evolve” and the “extream love”, but had to tap out at “Asians are super creative.”