Does the California Athletic Commission really just rent out, what looks like, a conference room at a Holiday Inn Express for these types of hearings?

The real trick is to show remorse, without accepting any responsibility.

In another note, that earned Jon Jones a bachelors degree from UNC.

X= 1±Y 

[Magic Johnson shows Bow Wow where his jersey will go in the Staples Center rafters]

Seems he’s doing okafor a 35 year old.

Geographically speaking, you would struggle to be less correct than this guy.

“You’re all under arrest!”

They should try looking at Cabellas.

Half of Ohio has been brought in for questioning.

Another never nude, huh?

Missouri is the Florida of the Midwest.

I was fully expecting to see the word “Florida” somewhere in the article.

Torch would recommend a 1985 Subaru Brat and tell you to spend the remaining $22,672 on a hot dog cannon mounted in the bed.

Dear All-Knowing Jalopnik,

Actually, I do care about college hockey. I played hockey in college. I understand how their system works, and that it is a big sport for certain schools. But it will never even be remotely close to being the moneymaker that basketball is. The NCAA will fight a lot harder to protect their revenue for basketball.

The only thing I’ll say here is that while I agree with him that the one and done rule is dumb, the reasoning behind it definitely has to to with color. Green. There are really only 2 college sports that most people give a shit about, football and basketball. If the best players in the country were allowed to go…

That is a good point, a habitual alcohol consumer could potentially pass the impairment test and would not be subjected to further testing.

On the other hand, most of the time the BAC test happens after you fail the impairment test. It’s a rare (never) thing where you drive perfectly, get pulled over anyway, pass a field-sobriety test, but the mean cop decides to arrest you and force you to submit to a BAC test anyhow.