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Haywood Jablome

“You’re tall, what position do you play?”

He finds a girlfriend in space, and when they comes back to earth he returns to normal size.

It’s not the size of your rocket, it’s the angle of reentry.

Counterpoint: Alabama’s kicker had been butt all night and had just blown the winning kick. Saban wasn’t letting that kid kick unless he was on the 5 yard line, and maybe not even then. Alabama was always going to try for something deep there.

Jamming a receiver is actually pretty hard, and it makes you vulnerable if you miss.

The way Saban abused and demoralized Parrish all game, it was like he was coaching one of his own players.

That qb has tua the biggest stones I’ve ever seen

Sager honored his older children in the best way he knew how: by leaving them standing on the sidelines.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

This is a really bad look for Sager, so I guess he really did die as he lived.

“hello the owner of this phone Courtney. I am buying an iPad.”

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

This would have been really great if you would’ve changed more than just the headline at the bottom. Maybe photoshop Drew’s face in there or something.

This picture was my favorite thing of 2017:

“Continue play for 15 seconds while a player displays visible signs of an impact seizure” sounds exactly like what the NFL already does.

1. Fired Jeff Fisher

New Orleans Saints 2006-present.