Not West Virginia. Everybody knows miners can’t give consent.

Replace all “S” on jerseys with “2.” Now you only pay for 25 letters.

While they are being disingenuous, it did bring about productive changes.  This is going to be an evolving process, it’s simple in theory, but difficult in practice.

Maybe just don’t dress like a loser and you won’t have anything to worry about? Try taking a little pride in your personal appearance.

Yo, my Sicilian ass got a huge fucking nose.....but how fucking big is this guy’s nose to where he could drop a fucking dime into it?

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

Obligatory:

This is the worst Giants season of my life and their two wins is still double the win total of the Browns past 33 games.

Fiat Is Alright Too

If he waits till next year’s draft, he’s just gonna get drafted by the browns next year.

Thousands of corvette owners would disagree

Let’s see; You wandered a campus filled with knowledge, expertise, wisdom, and people hired to share it all with you and thousands of others, yet you didn’t learn much of anything?

Did you learn not to make international incidents that involved the President of the United States intervening?

So he lets Jeter et al make Marlins’ fans like Le Batard their bitch, he goes on Le Batard’s show and Le Batard makes him his bitch, now he’s bitching to MLB about being made a bitch by one of the people he helped make a bitch.

[To daughter, pointing at drugs] “You can’t touch this!”

You’re overthinking this. Just play the national anthem.

Obviously, this is to star his own posts from a second account.

I only had the first verse in the 90s.

Good Christ almighty. I wish I could convey how much this type has absolutely ruined Nantucket. Used to be a nice place to visit — plenty of wealth. But it was old money — classy and discreet. Think beat up Volvos and Topsiders. These new money shits come in flashing brand names and status symbols, building eyesore…