How about the poop sword from the pooporoo?

General comment: You can’t bitch about how the NFL has made everything excruciatingly complicated to the point of insanity, ie catch rule, then demand lasers or computer chips or some shit to determine first downs. This is the type of bitching that causes them to come up with ridiculous catch rules and replay every…

10. Getting molested by a bus

What is this??? A wing for ants???

Jack Sock once ate Chipotle 18 days in a row. No lie.

Username lol

Really enjoy the slutty miata costumes myself!

Dzum and Dzumhur

It didnt even go through the basketball ring.

“Lin Chinks ACL”

It’s more remarkable considering he uses a one handed backhand to begin with. Usually it’s the two handers that are slower to develop the slice.

I first read it as there is a proposed route from Mumbai to Denver. That would be one hell of a route!

Jeff Dugan, Vikings backup TE in like 2003. His catch rating in NFL 2K3 was so low I’d throw him like 10 balls hoping he’d catch even one. All as the fake announcers chided him relentlessly and his digital character would cover his face in shame. I rooted for him in real life just because of that. Poor guy.

I am sad for Deadspin, but this is tremendous content.

Adding new meaning to the jalopnik bump!

#NotMySprinter

I’m as cynical as the next person, but I once heard a 15 minute speech by motherfucking Byron Scott and be damned if I don’t tell myself “if you want to play in the NBA, you gotta practice in the rain” from time to time when I need an extra dose of motivation.

DBacks rumoured to hire Patches O’Houlihan as assistant on Monday.

Are we sure it left the road before bursting into flames? This is Ferrari...

In addition to everyone else’s arguments, you also have to consider that the clay season runs much much longer than the grass season. Nadal gets many more opportunities to beat Federer on clay than Federer does to beat Rafa on grass.