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Even after vigorous shaking I still have to wipe my peehole one or two times otherwise I get dribbles. I think I have irritable urethra syndrome.

Defend that ring!

I would like to remind the commentariat that a few months back most agreed it would be easier to return a blistering tennis serve in play than bunt back a 100mph fastball.

Lol baseball, no. Golf has an argument.

UC Davis “scientist” child please. Stick to cows.

Damn damn damn there was a possible Kyrgios Wawrinka quarterfinal match on the line.

As a Lker fan, I’m not sure if I’m allowed to say anything negative about Phil but....good lord what a fucking idiot congratulations Knicks fans.

How do we trade T Pain for these guys?

They couldn’t plug in literally anybody else? It’s first base, not rocket science.

I’ve seen ONE and I drive a lot and live in LA. Cars I’ve spotted more over the past year or so: i8, La Ferrari, Previa S/C, Murano Cross Cabriolet...etc.

My maltese ate a pack of metallic glitter Crayola crayons. His shit melted in the sun into little wax glitter puddles! Disgusting.

He’s not the David Tracy...but he is the David Tracy’s weird VW cousin!

Many love both. Once Fed retires, I think tons of Fed fans will cheer for Rafa just as hard as they do now for Roger. But Fed did come around first.

Don’t ever think these peoples’ first priority is anything other than selling you a new technology or product.

Give them the boot!

Give it 7 years and they’ll be on ebay for like $18,000.

I don’t see a 10...

Fuck Bill Snyder with a wild cat.

Hamou: DTF?