i disagree, you are regularly critical. 

as usual this whole autopilot/self driving is a bunch of advertising and it will not come out in the way that Elon describes for quite a while. Decades? Maybe not ever given that we will be all living in a climate that will be wrecking human civilization and we will have other things to worry about. Like avoiding canni…

bingo

Tehy can write about cars other than the shitboxes they choose to own. 

lol, i remember this article! And that was 5 years ago. 

Heres a newsflash for all the idiots making the same response: the automotive world is vast. The writers can write about something other than their own pieces of shit. They can write a story about their functioning vehicle and what they did to make it even cooler/work better. Etc etc etc.

I mean, sure, i hear what youre saying but the world of motor vehicles is large and varied and Jalopnik is seemingly mostly concerned about cornering the market on rusted out, engine blowing up, shit boxes.

true! it was a breath of fresh air.

Sure, absolutely life happens which is why it pays to be rational with teh things that you use the most in life and rely on.

Your last paragraph is key. Have a functioning and reliable DD and then fuck around with pieces of shit outside of that if you are so inclined. 

lol, can any writer on this website actually make a decent fucking decision on their cars/bikes? Just blinding and predictable incompetence all around except for maybe Andrew.

Not to mention 6+ weeks of work by him a cast of thousands. It's ridiculous.

I say that cause if youre on a moped you are much less dangerous to pedestrians and cyclists. Occupant safety has improved i the last 20 years but pedestrian/cyclists deaths are rising quickly in the same time frame.

I have these exact ones in orange (theyre great and have saved my ass along w/a shovel), which is my favorite color but these in this article are my gf’s favorite color and i would have bought these if they were around. I doubt ill ever need another pair but im always happy to see more color choices. Too much car shit…

You really shouldnt. 

Truly the stupidest fucking suggestions yet. Dear Jalopnik employees - dont treat your readers with contempt. At least give him one decent answer and if you cant dont run his letter. What a joke.

Well, then youre a moron. 

lol, yes, this is exactly who my neighbors and coworkers are. Perfect.

you think youre being clever but ill take this seriously and say it would be better, yes. 

Its because for a large swath of american men Tacticool has become a religion. If you arent looking angry and like youre ready to put the 2nd before the 1st at all times you arent a real american.