I recall a former Russian spy talking about how easy it was to manipulate US representatives via flattery and offers of money.

Amazing how all of these men live with a fantasy that they’re charismatic, smart, strong, and independent yet each one of these chuds is one of Trump’s handmaidens and errand boy.

Wait until Babe Ruth IV signs with the Albuquerque Isotopes.

Kids? Ken Griffey III made the Steelers practice squad last year. I remember his grandfather being an all star with the Reds.

Or my age and watching their kids play.

I’ll have a good cry, but only because he was only just some hotshot young phenom, and if he’s not young anymore, what the fuck am I?

As a Twins fan, we had this similar moment when Joe Mauer took the field in his catcher’s gear for one last inning at Target Field.

Felix never made a single playoff appearance with the Mariners

I’ll always appreciate him because he was the first pitcher to win the Cy Young despite not winning many games thus pissing off all the old baseball people. 

Counting down to “I never said I would release the transcript....”

1st: lamppost

They’re harder to find these days, but New Kid’s Trapper Keeper was always the primo 1st base.

“Khalil Mack Has Leg Amputated at Knee by Hidden Battleaxe, Still Strip-Sacks Jared Goff (UPDATE: He Grew Another Leg)“

How many hours before we hear “Breaking from Schefter...Jalen Ramsey to the New England Patriots for 1st Round Picks in 2030 & 2031!”

I've never met the man, but I feel safe in saying that Tom Coughlin is most likely a complete and utter asshole. 

goddammit, you got me...

Awesome!

Steelers fans like him again now

Congratulations to the New England Patriots on winning the AFC East before they’ve even taken a snap in the season.

“Adam Gase had a chance to set the tone for the Jets’ season.”