And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Damn. Where’s Reggie Jackson when you need him 

I read a tweet from earlier today that the whole plan to bring mini-vans full of veterans with him was just so nobody would boo him when he was pictured on the Jumbotron. Apparently he requested they not announce him at all. Donny Boy doesn’t feel so confident when he can’t pack the stands with his sycophants.

He looks like a fucking toddler about to cry.  The most fucking pathetic individual to ever hold the office.

I hate saying this, but this was worth the Dodgers loss.

The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.

Ross: Stress for Less

Counter:  Missed go-ahead kicks in the final seconds of games are indeed the reason why games are lost.  Because you see, if the kick had been made, they’d have won.

And yet we’re supposed to believe that this same organization (NFL) is giving its players straight answers about CTE because they care so much about their players’ wellbeing. Riiiiight...

So let me get this straight. The Jets would have rather played an injured player who can’t give 100% than a healthy player at 100%.

“I am the future head of PR for the Astros.”

The biggest tragedy in all of this is that they probably won’t be able to find another white heterosexual ivy league finance bro to take Taubman’s place.

I have an even easier trick to see who wrote the article--the byline!

These things are to be expected when you’re physically incapable of throwing a baseball 60 feet.

Just imagine the impossible hell Buck would be in now if Taubman had done something truly scandalous, like pantomime a mooning.

President Trump announced he intends to attend Game 5 in Washington.

“But we got hacked by the Cardinals! They’re the bad guys here!”

Hard to believe a guy who’s password was Eckstein123, might not be that fucking bright.

“a white male in this country has very few rights, and they’re getting took more every day.”

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.