Considering the whole time this was happening there was an actual documentary crew following everyone around and filming as much as possible, that makes the comparison even more fitting.

CCL. You mean AC...wait...I get it! CCL! Fancy-Dog anatomy joke! +1 for canine esoterica.

No, they’ve already released their game roster. We won’t see him until Week 2 at the earliest.

Brady will tear his CCL. But will rehab like such a good boy

Very legal and very cool!

Structurally incapable? How about these shitty organizations are the “problem”, not the player. But no, that can’t be it, these black guys are making millions playing a game, it must be their fault. Obviously...

Just wait till they trade for Melvin gordon

Throttle back on the conspiracy, of course it was getting prepped in advance - you know the Pats (along with other teams) were doing their due diligence the last couple days asking “what if they release him?”, and obviously decided they were all in if he became available.

Oh my God, please let this happen:

Gronk should wait until the week 10 bye. Get healthy as a horse and have fresh legs/back for the playoffs.

And Gronk coming out of retirement now that training camp is over with in three, two, one, ...

Funny, he’s also known as the only guy who can prevent another Giants Super Bowl victory.

Tom Brady will suffer a season-ending Achilles injury and the Patriots will sign Andrew Luck.

Says the guy who had one of the most complicated bank robberies of all time orchestrated at the start of the same movie.

I can’t believe a sports league exists where there are basically 20+ incompetently-run franchises and 1 that feasts on them all.

BRB, going through every article written about AB over the last two months and faving all the Steelers fans’ smug comments.

Do the Patriots play the Raiders this season? So Burfict can mutter "and I am Iron Man" before concussing Brown with an egregious helmet-to-helmet hit?

This league is 31 Ned Starks and 1 Tywin Lannister.

Still remember being told we ‘didn’t have to really worry because there are checks and balances’- still waiting for any of those to actually prove the least effective.