Dude, I thought “redhats” were Linux enthusiasts for _years_... :-/

The Bears are now the Teddy Bridgewater-era Vikings. Cordarrelle Patterson is even there to drop every other ball thrown his way!

The White Sox outscored the Bears today. What a fucking slog that game was. God I hate sports.

But this robs me of my second amendment right to hold up pharmacies for opioids!

IGs; Ethics Offices, Senate and House Oversight Committees; Senate and House Judicial Committees; Senate and House Ethics Committees; NIA; Special Investigations of the FBI.

We have always been at war with ... uh ... Mexico.

This year’s winner of Upper Class Twit Of The Year and next Minister of Silly Walks.

Every team that loses a Super Bowl to the Patriots should be relegated to Canadian football until there are no NFL teams left except the Patriots and we can finally destroy the NFL for good. God damn these losers straight to hell.

Fun Fact: in the halftime show, Big Boi rode a Cadillac down the field for more yards than the Rams had in the entire first half.

As a Lions fan I can take solace in the fact that we scored as many touchdowns in the Super Bowl as the Rams.

I can’t help but wonder, sometimes, if we’re all a little safer when he’s on the golf course. Oh sure, he should be mocked and derided at every turn when he’s golfing for hours on end but I still prefer him to be as far away from actual business as possible.

Kahn should focus on.... ....”knife crime,” which is totally out of control in London. People are afraid to even walk the streets. He is a terrible mayor who should stay out of our business!

It’s so pathetic that Trump complains about “knife crime” in London while we’ve had three AR-15 mass shootings in the past 30 days.

Also: https://www.gunviolencearchive.org/

“What’s wrong with milk and toast? That’s my daily breakfast!”

Gold point. Let me summarize all of Biden’s stances on truly progressive policies:

The Germans invaded Pearl Harbor, dude. Who’s senile now?

Exactly!

I don’t hate Joe Biden, but I do think he’s a wildly milquetoast candidate, and it’s a terrible idea to run him in 2020.

I’d be telling her that since she’s an up-by-your-bootstraps self-made Trumplican, she can get her own damn ride to work. Ride shares are for bleeding-heart Commie Democrats.

It is a cult. He is their Jesus.