Gonna take a minute to start getting comments on this post because we’re all trying to figure out how to call that bar and buy a round for the house.

The floodgates opened up after that.

If it’s peak Mets, the chair hit deGrom in his right elbow. Even though he wasn’t even in the room.

Brodie Van Wagenen is the perfect name for a rich, spoiled villain in a National Lampoon’s movie.

“Guy who builds roster mad about roster construction”...?

It’s been such a shit year for the Mets that the thrown chair was pounded to right-center for a bases-clearing triple with the runs charged to the pulled starter.  

Don’t discount the stripper either, she’s currently head of basketball operations for the Knicks.

Lol Lakers. Look at their depth chart at guard and try saying that nonsense again. The Lakers have zero spacing with no one who can shoot outside 10 feet other than Bron, so it will be PnR all day and hope the other team doesn't double team. Also, the Lakers role players are old as hell, and LeBron is order than hell.…

From Pinoe’s girlfriend...

Lol.  She gutted him.

I didn’t say dementia dumbshit.

I’m avoiding watching these debates because I’m depressed enough as it is.

I was looking for who would take down Biden. It wasn’t Sanders. It wasn’t Buttigieg. It was Kamala Harris. Now imagine her doing the same to Donald Trump. She is the toughest one out there.

+1 Roger “Ain’t No Draft Dodger” Staubach + Chad Hennings.

David Robinson agrees.

I hope he fucking has a heart attack during the G20 summit and loses control of his bodily functions as he dies painfully right in the front of the other leaders. 

Making fun of Trump’s dick after he publicly bragged about being huge, is much different than junk- shaming normal guys. I don’t think any of us thought you were being malicious. Except to Trump, and he deserves it.

I caught that too. Beautiful shade.

My catty ass LOVES the comment on Trump’s penis size: “Was it in there, or only partially in there? Hm, not sure.” You know that’s driving him bonkers.

“...under federal sentencing guidelines he’s expected to spend the rest of his life in prison.”