he was actually doing his job and being moderately competent at it.

I was surprised at how effective Tillerson was. I think that was a lot of the problem Trump has with him. He was doing a decent job and not giving Orange Julius all the credit.

Trail Blazers: (skip to next song)

Eminem: “Lose Yourself”

...old enough to have good taste in music, ya damned whipper-snapper.

Prefer Iggy, but otherwise spot on.

Family-based immigration is the so-called “chain migration” that

Well, to be fair, so is “immigrants are so lazy.”

 retooling America’s legal immigration system to a “merit” based approach that would emphasize an applicant’s level of education and job prospects.

“Illiterate president demands English comprehension testing for all immigrants”

the assist from Timo Meier that led to Karlsson’s goal certainly looks like it could have been whistled for a hand pass.

And then you remembered Trump would never do that

When some pundits suggested that his policies in the Middle East constituted a “slippery slope” Trump commented that he had not been to Madame Wongs Hot Oil Wrestling Tournament since he had been in office.

When told the media was focused on a negative slant, President Trump said Tiger’s mother was actually a wonderful woman.

If Stormy is to be believed then he should be doing his speech in front of the more appropriate mushroom shaped Jefferson Monument.

The Rockets:

Delivering the speech from the steps of the Lincoln Memorial you say...
Hmmm...
Imagine if Trump ended up getting the Lincoln treatment at the feet of Lincoln immediately followed by the “Yugest fireworks display you’ve EVER seen to celebrate successfully Making America Great Again! Believe Me!”

Grab your pussy hats and anti-Trump signs, it looks like we got a protest planned!

About fucking time - there are people in the Panhandle still living in tents and the season starts again at the end of the month.