What the president thinks of as “negotiation” is what the rest of the world, correctly, refers to as “ultimatums.”

He couldn’t find SF on a map.

The guy from NYC lamenting about the cleanliness of streets in San Francisco is amazing.

“I want to burn your house down.”

I was confused as well, then I wondered if he was referring to Mel Gibson’s character in that Vietnam war movie about being surrounded and needing support.

Just a shout out to Howie Long.

Has Gus Bradley never seen the Steelers play the Patriots? Running zone against Brady is a gift-wrapped package to him. I just find myself laughing at all those people who thought the Chargers were going to win this. I know it’s early but this game is already a joke.

The dozens of Los Angeles fans must be so sad.

Come on now, most of those very fine people were not neo-Nazis. They were neo-Confederates, KKK members, members of other white supremacist and alt-right groups and a collection of misogynist and/or racist kooks and xenophobes that did not identify with any particular group or ideology. Very fine people indeed.

It’s totally appropriate that the shutdown will end because Trump wants his favorite toys back. 

He’s gonna end the shutdown when he can’t fucking stand it and wants to golf again. The shutdown is going to end, and his orange ass is going to be at Mar-a-Lago before shit’s fully up and running. 

I partially agree with Trump; his presidency is among the most insulting things I have ever heard.

Ahhh yes, the hard-hitting journalism of Jeanine Pirro! Trump was hoping for a softball interview (What’s Putin’s favorite color) and instead got blindsided by this deep-diving question that sounds an awful lot like a perjury trap! Trump’s damned either way, if he says ‘Yes I’ve been colluding with Russia’ then everyon…

Is he worried that he would be caught lying if he said no?

The same guy that said wannabe Nazis are fine people.

At this point Donald Trump could have a TV press announcement to say he’s working with Putin to bring down America and the GOP would just stare at each other and do nothing.

Considering that i live in one of those areas and had to listen to all of my co-workers (and i mean literally all of them) talk at length just yesterday about how we need the wall because murderers and rapists are coming across the border and kidnapping women and bringing in fentanyl, i'm going to say no. No, they…

But will the voters in those states understand that he is the reason that they are missing their government services? I wish I could say “yes” to that question.

Not just one daughter, but two daughters. There’s clearly a bonus multiplier for extra daughters when using them as a shield against sexual harassment claims. If he’d had thirty-seven daughters, we’d all have to apologize to him.

The only national emergency is that fucking Donald Trump is president.