Insert here the eternal reminder that Tom Coughlin chose Blake Bortles to helm a team with a Super Bowl quality defense over Colin Kaepernick the last two years.

Your anti-immigrant hate speech is going to seriously disappoint your number-one fan, Pam.

Well, R is for Racist. That’s called effective branding.

I'd like to think this a final one-finger salute to Trump. Maybe Kelly and Mattis can team up for the "Unloved Generals" tour.

Trump is like a combination of

There is a special place in the Hell I don’t believe in for a man who blames a grieving father for the death of his child while being held in the custody of border patrol agents. Does this dolt not know what CUSTODY means?

There are no more words left to adequately describe the loathsome character of this....person. 

Once again I went to the Twitters for the responses...and once again I wasn’t disappointed.

The republicans have already killed two children to get their wall.

Now that’s a blast from the past ... thanks.

“Build my wall or the dog gets it.”

One has to wonder if he isn’t doing this crap on purpose. That he really wants to get impeached. My only guess as to the reason is so he can play the martyr and get lots of sympathy for “how badly he was treated.”

And of course, his base will go apeshit over this in a positive manner, because save for Trump and his cabinet and the judges the GOP appointed, government is full of those sort of people who need to be kept in check, those damn, dirty leftists.

He wrote in his calendar that he was not in prague that day. This has been deemed bulletproof evidence by the senate judiciary committee

I’m looking forward to the best story of 2019 being the one where I’m woken up in the morning to the sound of running water, I go into the bathroom to find a circa 1980 Victoria Principal taking a shower as she says “Good morning”, and I realize that the past 2 years have all been only a dream.

“Treasury Secretary calls all the major banks to make sure they have enough cash in reserve” is a really great headline to have after the worst week on Wall Street in nearly a decade and right before the Christmas holiday, right after the government shuts down (of which he also chose to remind us).

And....

I’m not an economic expert, but, um, I can’t find anything in that letter that specifically says the markets are doing well...it looks to me like I heard there is a hurricane coming to Florida and I called my aunt there and she was like, “nope, no hurricanes! I have plenty of bottled water and batteries so I know…

Hey Steve, My 401k looks like Apollo creed after going a few rounds with Ivan Drago. I assure you that the economy is not going well.