My wife and I went through a very similar experience, but we are in Ohio. Went in for a routine check up at 20 weeks. The doctor came in and told us they suspected he had bilateral renal agenesis, meaning he didn’t develop kidneys and likely wouldn’t be able to develop lungs. Told us they have only ever had one case…

Can we fucking not.

Nope.

Oh god no. I love Bernie, wanted him to get on the ballot the first time around, but give it up, dude! He is too divisive to gamble on, and there’s so much more at stake this time around, now that we have an inkling of just how bad things can get. We need a candidate who can win over the Midwest, and people are too…

Are you implying that if someone wanted to try hard enough they should be able to breast feed? It sounds that way, but I’m sure it cannot be what you meant to say. Maybe edit for clarification? Because saying that would be really cruel and medically incorrect. Some women just....cannot. You come across really self…

I don’t get why you’re suggesting that the guy on the hood is somehow at fault, too. He’s the victim. The Infiniti dickhead tried to kill him, and hopefully will be charged for that.

I know- perhaps I was unclear. Now she is free to be rich as fuck on her cut of the money that will be divvied up because she shares the fortune with the penis-looking Jeff Bezos and also she does not have to be married to the penis-looking Jeff Bezos and that sounds like a pretty great deal.

This is INCREDIBLY disappointing and I hope the editor is sanctioned, possibly fired.

how did you not know this?

Oh, for Pete’s sake.  Come on!

Bless your heart.

Unfortunately reserved seating does not (yet) have the technology to tell you who’s sitting next to you when you choose your seat. :)

Now, imagine our nude, angry president, exiting the bath in a cloud of steam, his hair soaking wet and matted into a collection of clumps. Maybe one goes down to his chin. Another tendril reaches for a mole on his shoulder blade. Large, shiny patches of bare skin separate each section. 

But I bet being alone with a salad is the only time she laughs.

“The Short-Fingered Vulgarian In His Natural State”

He looks like a six-month old puppy sitting proudly next to a huge dump he took on the floor of a room strewn with ripped-up sofa cushions and scattered kitchen trash.

As a child of the 80s, I still crave fast food even though I know it’s terrible for me. When I give in, I always eat my fries in the car because they’re garbage by the time they get home, and I have about a 5 minute window that the burger is still warm enough to eat. 

I can’t... I just can’t. There’s so much to unpack in this photo.

I think she is the most qualified for the job of the people who are interested in running. I worry that people can’t see the good in her (same with HRC), and am concerned about her viability as a candidate. People seem to want to hate her. I think her DNA Test thing was badly handled, but it was a minor misstep to me…

I am fucking TERRIBLE at napping. I have slept on an airplane maybe once, when I was heavily sedated and extremely tired.