I don’t think the revelation that Trump is a sexual predator is the reason he’s almost certain to lose the election — his numbers were tanking before the Access Hollywood tape leaked, and he’s a megalomaniac who is incapable running a workable campaign because he can’t let go of petty grievances long enough to focus…

My former friend Cindy (and she’s former because of what you’re about to read) planned her whole life around getting married. That was her raisin d’être. 😁

Cue Tom Hanks-as-Chris-Wallace:

Aww she’s adorable and perfect. And no offense to the wonderful Meagan Follows, but this girl actually looks age appropriate for the role of Anne

On the contrary it wouldn’t surprise me if he spent extra to demand they make it look that way because it’s how he thinks it looks the best. Because he’s a fucking moron who loves bossing people around.

He really is oblivious to how trashy and tacky his tastes are.

next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

Any time there is talk of suiting and a man of size, I instantly think of this look by Nick Frost. HE OWNS IT. Looks sharp without drowning in fabric or trying to hide. I know the stripe is not everyone’s cup of tea, but the overall tailoring and styling is fab. He just looks like a guy you want to know, right?!

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

A haircut and a different suit for sure

They don’t admire him for his billions, otherwise they would want Warren Buffet. They admire him because he’s openly and proudly sexist, racist and every bit as buffoonish as they are.

To be fair they tried to give him a double-breasked jacket but he couldn’t stop laughing, grabbing at the air, and making honking noises.

I’ve seen heavier guys where they’re dressed to the nines and all you think is DAMN that’s a suit. Seriously. Maybe an unorthodox pinstripe and matching pocket square, or what have you, but I do so love a nicely tailored guy.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

THANK YOU! Isn’t running for President basically a job interview? Isn’t the #1 rule of prepping for an interview “take a shower, comb your hair, and put on clean and well-fitting clothes?” He wouldn’t get hired at the Brook’s Brother’s at the mall.

I wonder if there are people who just don’t HAVE spatial awareness. I watch how some people manuever their vehicles and it’s apparent they have ZERO idea of how big their car is or how their car fits into space. I can do this in my own car or a rental car so it’s not a question of familiarity. I’ve seen people trying…

As a truck driver most of these techniques listed become habit, but one thing I learned that I now apply to normal driving is always paying attention to the way you’ll be driving in and out of your destination. Reason being that left turns in a semi truck are a bitch on heavily traveled roads if you’re not going…

“expect every other driver is a moron”

This shouldn’t have to be said, but apparently, it falls under “common sense,” and we all know what THAT means:

I would wear Danskos. Alt-right folks would likely brand me a lesbian.