I’m seeing an awful lot of people online this morning on various news sites commenting on the Kim story saying “they should have killed her.” or “too bad she survived, because she’s a whore.”

He has a very kind face and this is horrible.

My DAD is voting for him. Makes me want to cry.

In all seriousness, people voting for this guy need to have their citizenship revoked and be immediately exiled.

Did Crooked Hillary help disgusting (check out sex tape and past) Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate?

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.

are you trying to give me a fucking heart attack

UPDATE: washed my legs this morning. It was weird and took too long and I briefly wondered, “Have my knees been dirty?” but no, they haven’t been, and the whole thing was dumb. NEVER AGAIN.

Caitlyn Jenner can go fuck herself.

yeah, but i shave my legs, which is really just v. meticulous washing

I have only one request for a car “for ladies”-- a place to put my fucking purse that’s not the passengers seat! How hard is that?

Unfortunately, about half of the country thinks with their hind-brain, and having all these things laid out plainly will make them dig their heals in.

Are you her fucking doctor or an actual research scientist focusing on ADHD?

A backup dancer proposing to another backup dancer in the middle of a song about an engagement by the biggest pop star of our generation? I mean I agree in general but come on this is perfect.

Not gonna lie, my second favorite part of this video is Bey swanning in to give them a hug, then realizing they’re not quite done yet and then quickly running away

Haha, yes! Her face and little backwards shuffle were priceless

I HATE public proposals but damn if I didn’t cry during this one.

Best part: When ‘Yonce steps in to congratulate the couple a beat too soon and nopes back out

Wow, my reaction to this is visceral and stabby. I fucking hate all of them except Shakira.

When I first hit publish, I had put “pendant” instead of “pedant.” I corrected it immediately, but it wasn’t showing up right away. Those were a tense 3 minutes as I waited for the edit to show up and hoped that no pedants would show up to call me out for using the wrong word for pedant.