Are we sure Travis Rudolph goes to Florida State? Florida State? Florida State? Bobby Bowden, Deion Sanders, Jameis Winston, etc? Tomahawk Chop, crab legs, sexual assault, etc? Are you sure? Is he sure?
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Glad you made the jump to Deadspin.
the best thing you can do is just hustle your way out of there as quickly as possible.
Have you noticed that if you walk into a public bathroom while a woman is pooping she will stop and there will be an eery silence until you leave? I want to tell one of these women to just let it go and poop because the silence is SUPER awkward. This happens at my work ALL THE TIME. I almost feel guilty for…
Oh, fuck that noise. I try to make it sound like that scene from Austin Powers with Tom Arnold in the next stall when some fool is in the bathroom with me talking on the phone. There is a time and place for everything and the restroom is not the place for a phone conversation.
I would flush twice. Just to up the awkwardness factor.
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with not listing them as a guardians, as yes, should the worse happen, you’d want your kid to be raised by people with values in line with yours. Is there anyone else you could list? Go with that.
“That’s not true, they all suck, just in different ways and clearly Al Gore would have sucked in a way that could have saved us at least some trouble you dumb asshole.”
Does Trump have actual policies? Or does he just say shit that comes to his head that he thinks will make the crazy alt-right excited? Because that’s how it sounds to me...
Here’s a nice quote from the factsheet:
It’s just the name, why they’re great, a link, and a photo. Not sure that’s really asking much from you but okay!
It’s just the name, why they’re great, a link, and a photo. Not sure that’s really asking much from you but okay!
OH don't feel bad, it could be way way worse. I was still influenced by my parents and 9/11 enough to passionately declare I <3 Bush in 2003 at a campus anti-Bush rally so believe me, my feelings of shame are greater than yours.
You are entitled to you own opinions, but not your own facts.
THIIIIIIIIS. My own dad who can talk at length about string theory and does mathematical problems on napkins when he’s bored still says Obama is a Muslim. When pressed he walks back on it, but oh my god. Really? THAT JUST ISNT TRUE! How do you have a rational conversation with someone who rejects reality?
I have an aunt who is a Trump supporter. I’ve been trying to reason with her for months. I was visiting her this weekend, and while talking about Trump she literally said “What’s wrong with being racist?”. I was speechless.
As someone who can still remember Walter Cronkite and how family political debates went a generation or two ago, I think a lot of what has changed is that we used to argue about political viewpoints; now we often argue about political “facts.”
This is a serious problem for me. I live in a red part of a purple state and I haven’t been able to make any close friends since college because I always end up finding out the nice couple we met are actually raging racist conservatives who bitch about welfare queens and immigrants. I really feel like I need to move…
“People start seeing themselves or their political views as the main representation of their values, and what is right and wrong,”
Fuck, I still feel occasional guilt about being mean to a former roommate in college who tried to screw us out of rent because I realize in hindsight she was struggling with depression. I’m about Parker’s age, it happened when I was 21. About once a year she floats into my mind and I regret not being more…