newlon
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I was just discussing with my boyfriend how the evangelical support that Trump is getting is proof that those people are not really concerned abut electing people who believe in their god the hardest. There is no one on earth who believes Trump is a religious man. These people want racist, sexist, homophobic leaders,

I pity her, she’s been raised not to see or know about the very real options she has.

...it seems like you are implying your mom killed three baby rabbits, which...why would someone do that and then blithely tell their child that?

I don’t get it. They died? She killed them? Fed them to a neighbor’s snake? What?

Wha...? You were *already* at an age at which some girls start menstruating (I had friends who got their period at age 9), and she told you that utter nonsense when the topic was actually broached, giving her the perfect opportunity to discuss a biological reality? So she wanted you to be frightened and ignorant when

When one of my cousins got her period for the first time, she freaked out when she realized that it was going to happen again next month. She basically said wait this is going to happen again? Yes, cousin this happens again.

My friend’s dad used to grow weed next to his tomato plants, and one of the first times he smelled weed somewhere else, he went, “It smells like my dad’s tomato plants!”

You got out of all this. Now consider there are grown-ass adults who not only propagate this kind of BS but fervently believe it.

I learned from a young age to never trust The Man, but my sister must have been too busy breaking our stepmother’s unicorn figurines and blaming it on me to pay attention to that particular life lesson.

I attended a fundamental baptist middle school (ankle length jean skirts, chapel, no pop music, etc) and I distinctly remember a “science” class where they had to do some major mental gymnastics to support a literal biblical interpretation of science. Fossils are a lie from Satan, carbon dating is a trick by

Not me, but my best guy friend was dating a giant bitch for a long time an he was delusional and wouldn't see it. We all knew she was cheating on him but he wouldn't listen. He found a condom wrapper in her garbage can and she said she used it on her vibrator, and he called me to ask if that's a thing that girls

Yeah, this seems like pretty reasonable behavior. If you ignore the heated marble floors bit, this is almost a Celebrities: Just Like Us! Their Contractors Fuck Up Their Home Improvements Sometimes Too!

Feminist Kittenjoy,

Jesus Christ. We want just some place for us at the goddamn table and some white people act like we’re saying no white people allowed.

Dear Henry, the guy who thinks he needs a“safe space” for white dudes: it’s called EVERYWHERE. Inviting more people to the table doesn’t make you unsafe, you sniveling privilegewank.

I saw the greatest meme the other day (and of course I can’t find it now); it had a picture of a bunch of white people and the text was something along the lines of, “White People: So privileged even basic equality seems like discrimination.” I lolled so hard, and then I cried. Because it’s just so true.

i am having an extremely visceral reaction to his face where i just want to towel snap it with a shamwow approximately 700 times

Do you know — this is so weird — on a lark, I tried a sample of Algenist Anti-Aging Repairing Oil (this is long before I started Curology?. And I’ll be damned if it didn’t make my face slightly LESS oily throughout the day. WEIRD. Was my skin overproducing oil because I was taking too much away in washing? I don’t

it became a legal issue... This person marries this person, now the lawyers are worried about what happens if that marriage doesn’t work out. ‘They met on your website, so you’re responsible.’ And I’m like, this is ridiculous. It bothered me.”